''Contrary to JF, at 12, I got HIGH, GREEN and into HEAVY VOMITING on cheap 60’s spray net. Hidden in a closet I used 4 family size cans of the industrial goo to glue my mother’s crushed Christmas ornament balls on my newly engineered carton drum set.''
''It then took me
years to snag off a severe allergy to the classy and oh so subtle
patchouli scent which at
the time was wildly popular with hippie girls. The violent jerks my body
slipped into when naked with them pretty things became a signature moove.''
''I thought for a while it was but a Led Zep devil’s music induced spasm but when the same exact pelvis twitch happened while Tom Jones was eructing his manly roar, I finally got the whole picture straight. I was becoming but an abused sex toy lured into the hippie revolution.''
''I thought for a while it was but a Led Zep devil’s music induced spasm but when the same exact pelvis twitch happened while Tom Jones was eructing his manly roar, I finally got the whole picture straight. I was becoming but an abused sex toy lured into the hippie revolution.''
Well, there it is folks; live a fast rockin’ spray net induced youth, leave a spastic body to take care of your love making and you might one day join the Bootik bunch.
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