Bootik Moosik breaks a cold sweat over Steely Dan's classic tale of unrequited love as they enlarge the narrative to society as a whole. Abandoned by its ruling class & elected representatives; our all ready simulacra of democracy morphed into a cruel plutocracy/cleptocracy where winner takes all.
In simpler times, the original version of this song caused a harpie to be scowled at. Now these hungry, filthy creatures who snatch up wealth and even people screech on TV for more ''Privatize the Profits & Socialize the Cost'' shenanigans.
Dirty work indeed, executed by financial mercenaries on behalf of the 1%. Their actions translate for the 99% rabble into the strangulation & death of the middle class which is promptly replaced by an army of serfs left abandon with but lousy services half-jobs as 'burger flipper' for minimum wage that if it had followed the rise of inflation should now be around 30$ an hour but as been staling for decades...
Oh the damage done !
From: Donald Fagen and Walter Becker
To: Laura Ingraham, Host, MSNBC Television
Date: February 12, 1999
Dear Ms. Ingraham:
It has come to our attention that you have used the Steely Dan recording of our song "Dirty Work" as cutaway music at the end of your show last Monday. We understand that "Watch It !" is a political talk show. We have been sternly advised by a valued visitor to our official website that we should steer clear of politics, so as not to embarrass ourselves and our fans. While we recognize that you are clearly not bound by any such injunction, we nevertheless owe it to our admirers to stay out of trouble when we can. So we must regrettably insist that our recordings not be used on future broadcasts of your show.
It seems likely that, as the impeachment saga draws to a close, your show will be cancelled or else will morph into one sort of non-political daytime talk show or another (although certainly not a fashion show). If, for some unfathomable reason, "Watch It!" continues in its present form, may we suggest some other more suitable music for use during breaks:
"Horst Wessel" - Traditional Teutonic anthem
"Ride of the Valkyrie" - Richard Wagner
"Theo, Wir Fahr'n Nach Lodz" - 70's German chartmaker
"The Lady is a Cryptofascist" - by The Welders of Zion
Anything by Lou Reed, Helmet, or The Velvet Underground
After learning that you were using our music without permission, we looked in briefly on your show this morning. Being the political naifs that we are, we could hardly be expected to follow the learned colloquy between you and your guests. Are they all Ivy Leaguers? Anyway, we did notice that you looked so sad and maybe a little blotchy too. You're not allergic to plaid, are you? We are very sorry to be cracking down like this at what is clearly a difficult and trying time for you and your pals. Please don't take it personally. It's just business. Okay?
Yours,
Donald Fagen and Walter Becker... Founders, Steely Dan
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